Woman Fails Terribly With Frozen Pool, But Wins Award for Best Ice Breaker of the Year

It's almost like she wanted to go for a dip, man. I'm all for the quick, fleeting moment of celebration in the face of a highly stressful, risky frozen endeavor achieved; but by the grace of all that is good, don't push your luck. Push your luck too far, and you'll end up with the fresh-frozen pair of iceblocks for legs like this chick.