34 Relatable Mommy Memes for Witty Wives Trying to Do it All

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Sep 30, 2023 8:00 AM EDT

The weekend is upon us once again. Back in the early days of our marriage, young wives looked at the weekend days like a holy grail of the week, getting excited about date night on Friday evening and making reservations with our other married friends for Saturday. This was all before kids of course. Once you have a few tiny humans running around, the weekend stops being a peaceful, luxurious, and romantic time of the week. 

The weekend is the scourge of business and mayhem.

You never thought that your work week would be your 'you time' to relax away from home. But that was before baseball tournaments from 7AM-10PM and that was before dance recitals, band practice, jiu jitsu matches, trombone lessons, and the swim team. Now that you're the mom trying to do it all, you're not just a mommy– you're just trying your best to be the hot wife your man married, the best mom to your kids, and your own individual all at the same time. WHEW. So if ya girl needs a breather from all this self-reflection and betterment, take a break with some relatable mommy memes. You are not the only lady who needs a 5th cup of coffee to get through the day.

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    Head - Toddler: I WANT MOMMY! Husband: He wants you to wipe him. Me, in the middle of cleaning: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Forehead - Me at 7 AM: I'm going to bed at 10 tonight. Me at 12 AM:
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    Forehead - Me: Happily sips coffee. Me: Hears Lego basket being dumped. @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Eyebrow - My kid's coach: 8 am game on Saturday. Be at the field at 7:15. Me, my tired self and I: @themarvelousmrsmom Pue OUTHER JAGUARS IVERSI
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    Shirt - WHEN YOU REALIZE IT'S FRIDAY! FB/ALYCEONE WORD THEN REMEMBER YOU'RE A PARENT AND IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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    Forehead - Me: I am never going to be THAT wife. Also me when my husband leaves the cabinet doors open: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Forehead - Husband: You're less moody than usual. Me: #Schitts Creek @themarvelousmrsmom A DELIGHTFUL COMPLIMENT
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    Smile - Me: And now he's freaking out because the baby had a blowout. @themarvelousmrsmom SALNO @oneawkward mom 30
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    Product - If I had an award for every time my kids told me 'I'm the worst'. @themarvelousmrsmom VMV @oneawkwardmom, 1.
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    Dress - Kid: I think mommy had a tough day at work. Husband: What makes you say that? Me: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Smile - Me: Do kids ever stop complaining?! My mom: I'm listening to you complain, dear @themarvelousmrsmom @oneawkwardmom EXC
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    Forehead - My kid: You sound just like grandma. Me: @themarvelousmrsmom OH DEAR
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    Forehead - Kid: Maybe you need coffee to make you not tired, mommy. Me *pumped up on three cups of coffee: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Lip - Barista: See you tomorrow? Me *after a busy weekend with kids' activities: See you in a few hours. @themarvelousmrsmom A C
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    Hairstyle - Me at the mall for 3 hrs Ran into no one I knew @jacana_mommy Me at the mall for 3 mins Ran into 35 people between the parking lot and entrance doors
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    Smile - Me to my family after I clean the house. @themarvelousmrsmom YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
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    Nose - Me in my 20's, full of life and hope vs. me in my 40's, worn-out from work, kids and marriage. @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Hand - Me at our kid's soccer game: What inning is it? Husband: First half. Soccer has halves. @themarvelousmrsmom @oneawkwardmom
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    Nose - Husband: So you complain about doing laundry, but I can't help because you don't like how I fold? Me: @themarvelousmrsmom Hashtag Fact
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    Glasses - Kid: Are you excited for my first baseball game? Me at 7 am: I will be soon.
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    Fashion - Me heading home with a huge grocery haul knowing I'll order takeout tonight anyway because I just deep cleaned the kitchen @oneawkwardmom
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    Hair - Me watching my kids do something adorable as if they weren't acting like complete gremlins two seconds ago @oneawkwardmom
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    Clothing - Other women in their sy nightwear Me dressed like I'm gonna dream of the three ghosts of Christmas
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    Forehead - @yournewmomfriend My husband coming home early Me, trying to think of a good reason for the 5 Amazon boxes on the porch
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    Outerwear - SZIMA 7 W Fall outfits I look at online @themommyscoop How I end up dressing in fall
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    Forehead - My son's face when I offer him literally anything for dinner.
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    Arm - Me: Motherhood hasn't change me. I'm still fun. Also me on a Saturday night: @themarvelousmrsmom heetos & CHMENT POS THE PLAY
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    Comfort - Me in my 20's: Can't wait to go out and party. Me in my 40's, hopelessly waiting for someone to cancel plans: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Photograph - Me at 20: I'll never be old and grumpy. Me at 40: @themarvelousmrsmom V
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    Hand - "...so just to be clear, you're not cooking dinner then?" ngmemes ZYon
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    Property - PSA: It's that time of year when millions of husbands go missing in the bathroom vortex, never to be seen again. Don't let this be you. Limit trips to 5 min or less. @yournewmomfriend Pod Macke
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    Outerwear - 10 minutes into every hike with a toddler: @ponyglasses
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    Muscle - Me to my child: please try a bite of all your food My child: @yournewmomfriend Best I can do is the fruit
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    Plant - Husband: you were right Me, definitely not being overdramatic: @oneawkwardmom I KNOW!
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