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The Weird And Wonderful World Of Cats Described In Hissterical Wholsome Tweets

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  • 1

    "that’s my stinky trash baby"

    winona ₂z² @winonaparadise Dog owners: this is my precious angel boy who I payed $3,000 for last November and I finally got to take him today he's my everything and all Cat owners: this is my trash gremlin she was stuck in the gutter across the street and I lured her out with shrimp on a string

    The saying is indeed true, one hooman's trash is another hooman's treasure. And when it comes to cats this statement is a matter of pride amongst feline pawrents. Cats have it very hard on the streets and when you get the opportunity to save a little fluff ball from a life they do not deserve it is one heck of a feline.

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  • 2

    "the more cats you see, the more your power grows"

    Molly Hodgdon @Manglewood I love the reaction of cat lovers upon seeing a cat. Every single time the level of excitement is like they've read about cats for decades but never actually seen one in real life and they're SO EXCITED. Every. Single Time. Even if it's the hundredth cat they've seen that day.
  • 3

    "finders sleepers"

    My dog's pillow fell to the roof couple days ago. It has a new owner now
  • 4

    "coffee break for the shared brain cell"

    John O'Connell @jdpoc. 1d Bought a triple cat bowl holder so when they're eating the mogs can line up perfe ,,, Oh never mind.

    The convergence of hooman logic and feline logic is evidently not where the triple cat bowl holder lives. Feline pawrents know this phenomenon very well and the more experienced among us know very well that there is little chance that the toys we gift our fur babies will be used in the manner they were intended or at all…

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  • 5

    "it’s the bare minimum tbh"

    Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz I can't believe people are STILL struggling with basic Zoom etiquette. Remember: - MUTE yourself when not speaking - USE "raise hand" to avoid interruption in groups - Make sure your CAT is in view - Don't forget to tell me your cat's NAME - Please tell your cat I LOVE them
  • 6

    "james dumpling is a top tier cat name"

    taylor @hockeyyelling Follow Y'all it's so wild to call a pharmacy and they ask for the date of birth and I'm like he is a cat I have no idea I found him in a shelter his name is James Dumpling you got his pills or???
  • 7

    "all systems go!!!!!"

    spooky bean burrito @bbybeanburrito i love when my cat switches from do not disturb to vibrate
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  • 8

    "he says prbbbt?"

    chris melberger @chrismelberger yoooo let ur cat know i said pspspsps
  • 9

    "so nice when your talent is also your passion"

    laura @ecto_fun Follow found my cat's wiki 10:21 Early life en.m.wikipedia.org ✓ Crimes begin V ✓ Crimes continue
  • 10

    "she’s innocent!!!"

    kat @bbykaat egg thief!!!!!!!!!
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  • 11

    "baby void reporting for demon duty"

    jenna @jenrara News: we adopted the craziest kitten at the shelter today RECURR
  • 12

    "where do you go to buy a cat tuxedo (asking for a friend) (the friend is my cat)"

    richard scott larson @larsonrichard Home from a wedding where my job was to escort the ring bearer
  • 13

    "this is discrimination against introverts"

    the moon's wife @bookishseawitch how do people have the nerve to throw a party when they don't have a single cat in any bedroom
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  • 14

    "he hasn’t reached his murder quota yet today"

    haley @feederofcats don't be fooled by how cute this picture is. he is charging up his violence via photosynthesis
  • 15

    "the perfect crime doesn’t exis-"

    1844 gloria @lemonpepperwing thinking ab when i was working at sephora and this customer brought in a cat to distract us from his homie stealing products and we all fell for it LOL IEP Oll GO 12 FLEU M O'll
  • 16

    "the $50 cat toy remains untouched"

    Kendra @kendrawcandraw Cat ownership is just going "that trash has been there for two months because the cat likes to sit on it. That's the cat's trash"
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  • 17

    "music to my ears"

    Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet i love a cat who has a lot to say. "meow meow meow" you're so right. i adore you. say more
  • 18

    "stop everything and look at this bumblevoid"

    taylor! @naotoosh if your having a hard time right now here is a picture of my cat in a bee costume. it never fails to make me laugh

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