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'If I am not employed there, the software cannot be used': Teacher wipes software from all machines before leaving for good after years of free extra labor 2

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30 Relationship Memes for Adorable Women Who Love Driving Their Partners Crazy 4

'She was fired': Hybrid employee takes a take a sick day instead after being admonished by boss for working an additional day from home while sick 5

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Put in your requests meow 1

Pspspsps 2

Pwease? 3

He'll catch one for us 4

Purrpetually hungry 5

Heartwarming Hoomans Adopt "Fixed" Cat, Only to Realize Their Sterilized Superstar Secretly Stashed Some Stinkin' Cute Stowaways 6