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"Its over for us laddies, makes me wish I was a land lubber"
Well, that would be rather stressful, almost like when your boss tells you at the end of the week that the project you've been working on all week needs to be completely changed by Friday. A very scary thought indeed, thank goodness you are here hiding from your work instead of doing it.
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02
"Apologies for lying about streaming tonight, here is a garlic for your trying times"
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"Put him down 'fore he pulls out his big iron OC"
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04
"Norton my beloved"
Norton, for those of you who are unfamiliar, is the patron saint of the night. The protector of people, m**derer of mice, master of the head spin and our personal hero. While, Norton does not watch over us while we sleep, he does watch over everything else in the animal kingdom, ensuring that the balance of the world stays in check.
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"Wish this was me rn"
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06
"The sigma stancer vs the beta belly layer"
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"She's so pretty, I'm nervous, what do I say to her?"
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"Bet this thing smells great"
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"Somebody help this man OC"
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"Chilling with gang "
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"And I never will"
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"Yall want anything? "
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"The oye looking rather oye today"
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15
"Who flattened the plompy?"
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"Bro this is so me"
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"Turn him into salmon nigiri"
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"What would you do in this situation?"
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"POV: you are about to be eaten"
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