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20 Awwdorable Animal Posts To Show To Your Boss To Avoid Getting Any Work Done

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  • 1

    "Its over for us laddies, makes me wish I was a land lubber"

    Watching me captain say "mermaid take me kids and half me gold will she" then swerve starboard into a shallow reef 8

    Well, that would be rather stressful, almost like when your boss tells you at the end of the week that the project you've been working on all week needs to be completely changed by Friday. A very scary thought indeed, thank goodness you are here hiding from your work instead of doing it.

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  • 2

    "Apologies for lying about streaming tonight, here is a garlic for your trying times"

    me: oh my sauce is missing sometjing. help garlic:
  • 3

    "Put him down 'fore he pulls out his big iron OC"

    ° SHERIFF PUT ME DOWN PARDNER I AM THE LAW
  • 4

    "Norton my beloved"

    Norton

    Norton, for those of you who are unfamiliar, is the patron saint of the night. The protector of people, m**derer of mice, master of the head spin and our personal hero. While, Norton does not watch over us while we sleep, he does watch over everything else in the animal kingdom, ensuring that the balance of the world stays in check.

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  • 5

    "Wish this was me rn"

    ieated a cheese
  • 6

    "The sigma stancer vs the beta belly layer"

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  • 7
    1 may you please spare some large insects. Low fat items such as egg whites, crayfish and fish can all be offered as well. Pieces of cooked chicken or small mice can be occasionally offered as a treat for enrichment
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  • 8

    "She's so pretty, I'm nervous, what do I say to her?"

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  • 9

    "Bet this thing smells great"

    Go My Sl Hound. Hunt Down My Adversaries
  • 10

    "Somebody help this man OC"

    I MAY BE LOST @qooslag
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  • 11

    "Chilling with gang "

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  • 12

    "And I never will"

    i dont give a shiz or a funk
  • 13

    "Yall want anything? "

    going to the silly store.
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  • 14

    "The oye looking rather oye today"

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  • 15

    "Who flattened the plompy?"

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  • 16
    FYM WE LEFT THE SPICE ON HOTH?
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  • 17

    "Bro this is so me"

    "U must be the elephants closest living land relative if u think we f❤bin" My rock hyrax ass:
  • 18

    "Turn him into salmon nigiri"

    singular grain of rice
  • 19

    "What would you do in this situation?"

    What is instead of Qooslag he was called Freakslag and instead of being silly he busted it down sal style? De Fiesta סנס ora para may dad pues Peric
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  • 20

    "POV: you are about to be eaten"

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