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17-year-old girl refuses to live with 4 and 6-year-old step siblings after they destroy her room, her mom resents her for moving in with grandparents: "You're breaking your mom's heart"

17-year-old girl refuses to live with 4 and 6-year-old step siblings after they destroy her room, her mom resents her for moving in with grandparents: "You're breaking your mom's heart"

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Aunt lets 19-year-old niece move in after her dad remarries and allows stepmom to pretend her 7-year-old sister is her biological daughter, faces family anger: 'She told her dad she hated him and that he betrayed her mom'

Aunt lets 19-year-old niece move in after her dad remarries and allows stepmom to pretend her 7-year-old sister is her biological daughter, faces family anger: 'She told her dad she hated him and that he betrayed her mom'

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Entitled 32-year-old pregnant sister takes 28-year-old woman's baby name that she shared with her in confidence just because her due date is first: 'Well, we’re due first, and you don’t own names'

Entitled 32-year-old pregnant sister takes 28-year-old woman's baby name that she shared with her in confidence just because her due date is first: 'Well, we’re due first, and you don’t own names'

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Wife protests when mother-in-law starts asking her for money while husband uses joint business to send $1200 a month to family : 'So far he's bought them a car, paid off their debts, funded his parents' wedding'

Wife protests when mother-in-law starts asking her for money while husband uses joint business to send $1200 a month to family : 'So far he's bought them a car, paid off their debts, funded his parents' wedding'

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Entitled coworker demands employee give her their bonus since they don't have kids and ‘don’t seem to need it like she does', employee reports her to HR: ‘I thought we were friends’

Entitled coworker demands employee give her their bonus since they don't have kids and ‘don’t seem to need it like she does', employee reports her to HR: ‘I thought we were friends’

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