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41 People Share Stories of The Most Embarrassing Sexual Acts They've Been Caught Performing

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    Mouth - Performing cunilingus on my ice cream cone while my mother is driving the family car. She asked me why am I eating ice cream like that? I was so embarrassed. I was eating out my dairy.
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    Text - helmia 1d Opened the front door for my mom wearing clothes that no mother should see her 17- year old daughter wear. I panicked, tried to run back to my room, tripped on my stripper heels and twisted my ankle. We don't talk about it. Edit: I wouldn't have opened the door if I knew it was my mum, just clearing that up
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    Text - GameBroExclusive 21h On my alt for this. Probably highly NSFW When I was a kid (no older than 8), I was pretty bad about picking my nose/ears. Like, obsessively so. Eventually it evolved into popping pimples and peeling crusties out of my eyes, all stuff I found satisfying. One day I thought "hey, my other holes must have gross stuff in them too." So, while in the shower, I decided to try "picking my butthole." Won't go into detail, but it ended with my mom entering the bathroom and me ha
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    Text - InSane_We_Trust 1d Back in college I had just gotten my first decent pocket pussy, a tenga flip hole I believe. Anyways, in the midst of trying it out while my roommates were gone, my Nigerian friend rang the doorbell. I assumed I could pretend to not hear it, finish, and then call him since it was a 2 min walk to his place. Instead, he comes in to check if I'm home. Walks into my room right as I'm pulling up my shorts. Unfortunately, I left the pocket pussy sitting on the desk and he sta
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    Text - This_Is_Stupid 22h Apparently, a drill sergeant walked in on me jerking it on fireguard in basic. I didn't notice him entering, he did an about face and walked out. Then, in the morning, he just told his platoon about what I was doing. And, honestly, it never came up again after that day. I wasn't sleeping, or teabagging my battle buddy, so that was 100% okay
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    Text - ThrowAwayAsk123 22h I had a friend at bible school who, had wanted to have one last hot time with his girlfriend before going to school (this was a year abroad in England) Anyways, he and his gf were having anal, just as he was going to finish, they hear his mom come into the house. So he pulls out real fast, which, causes her to shit all over him and the bed, which in turn makes him throw up, and the smell of that makes her throw up So being the good mother his mom is, she hears her (pre
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    Text - Hacker-T 1d My mom was one night hard on her drugs and all passed out from a family party. So my dad was still not back and back at home my mom went to sleep. For some weird reasons i decided to pretend like i was dad. So i lay next to her in my parents bedroom and she goes "XXX are you back?". I obviously didn't turn the lights on to fuck with her even more LOL. Long story short, she gave me a blowjob that night without knowing it was her son. I remember our dogs walking in and jumping a
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    Text - engineeringqmark 22h Drove to the top of a parking structure and thought it would be discreet AF. Also decided this would be the perfect time to try sex without condoms for the first time in the backseat of a sedan Small security guard rolled up in some rinky dink cart and peered into our car windows as we struggled to put all our clothes back on. We were pretty young and her parents were really strict so I was super scared we were gonna be metaphorically fucked but he just told me "you g
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    Text - aboutlastyear 19h I'm a male and was 17 at the time. My best friend, let's call him Kevin, was over and we used to fuck like we were crazy whenever one of us spent the night at the other's house. It was our big secret that we would never tell anyone. On a Saturday morning, we both woke up and were at my house alone. Well, that means it was time to get to business and we could be as loud as we wanted. We start doing the deed and get into it. My mom makes it home and heard the noises from m
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    Text - Bootswithdafur 18h Was young and in love, but not old enough to feel comfortable buying condoms. We decided plastic wrap was good enough. BAD IDEA. It did not work. As I'm pulling plastic wrap out of her my little sister walks in. How do you explain that one?!
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    Text - buck1827 15h The act itself wasn't embarrassing but when I was 16/17 I was hooking up with a girl in the back of my car behind a post office in NH. She was just about naked when I see a bright light shine thru the window and notice a police cruiser showed up. Can't open the back from inside so the cop got to watch me scramble to the front of the car. She got dressed while the cop lectured me on being responsible and public indecency etc...then he turned towards the girl with a stunned his
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    Text - Davidm241 22h Masturbating in my mothers living room to a National Geographic. She walked in and saw me and immediately fell to the floor and hurt herself. Had to be admitted to the hospital. My friends thought it was hilarious and it turned into a 4 way competition to see who could go the longest and remain master of their domain. I lost.
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    Text - The FaceBehindItAll 14h Not the act itself but my family was coming home from dinner (me, my parents and my brother who was 20 then) when my brother showed me some random funny photo he had saved on his phone. My mom; hearing us laughing; asked to see what was so funny. She looked at the photo, laughed, accidentally swiped right, to the next photo. All you hear is the car go dead silent as my brother (who's the only other one who saw what picture she swiped to) quickly grabbed my phone sa
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    Text - chris0097467 16h Having sex on a couch in the spooning position. We had a blanket over us and as im balls deep in my ex, her extremely conservative mother walks in. It looked like we were cuddling but i think she knew what was up. We spoke for about 5 min with my dick still inside of my ex...
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    Text - blasphemyisgood 1d This was 3 years ago when I had been dating my girlfriend for a mere month, we were both 16 years old. At the time I lived in my parents house still, with 4 smaller siblings, aged 13,10,8 and 5 respectively. As my gf and I were making love in my room, my sister of 8, whom didn't understand the concept of knocking before entering, barged into the room to witness my gf riding me with the ferocity of a dire wolf going for the kill, as soon as she saw us she screamed "Mommy
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    Text - nicolivolkov 21h When I was in high school and didn't have a license yet, I was at this girls house who I saw time to time who lived about an hour away. We were hanging out with a friend of hers in her room who had just came over after we ate and her dad had told her friend she was welcome to have some of the leftovers. So after a few minutes of having the door closed, things got a little fun for us I was going down on her, and as I am kissing my way back up, at this point on her neck, I
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    Text - charlie22901. 18h exGF forgot to put the "Room occupied do not clean" tag on our hotel room door. Woke up to morning sex and the maid waltzed right in with both of us nude and screwing.
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    Text - ambeermartini 1d My boyfriend and I were in the 7th grade, at his grandparents' house for New Years (him and his mom lived there). This was the first time I was ever allowed to stay the night at his house since the ball drop was so late. We were in his grandparents' room just waiting around for it to be midnight, and as horny teenagers are.. we started fooling around. I decided I wasn't in the mood anymore so he started jacking off while I sat on grandma's bed with him and just watched tv
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    Text - fresbro 18h Having sex with wife at her mom's house during a party. She's on top. Our junk is facing the door, about three feet away. A special needs relative, 'll call her Amy, who is 30 but about five years old mentally opens the door to show us her drawing Wife jumps off me, I sit up, fully erect, and yell "GO AWAY!!!" It sounded mean but was really just due to panicking and fear. Amy looks terrified and just stares at me for a good three seconds before slamming the door and running aw
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    Text - Kalijax765 20h My girlfriend had just dumped me, and in a fit of rage I purged my computer of the pictures I had of her, many including her vagina and a few videos of me inside it. Windows 8 has the video player that takes you to a different screen before loading the video, and if you don't actually kill the app, it will show you a still of the last thing you opened with it until the next thing loads. "Alright class were going to watch this video that /u/Kalijax765 made." (film production
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    Text - xxPussySlayer91x 1d For me it wasn't the actual act but who it was with that made it embarrassing. I went to a lot of graduation parties after HS graduation and during one of them l ended up getting drunk and hooked up with someone who was generally considered unpopular and very unattractive. It started out as a bunch of us hanging out down by the dock but people gradually left. Finally it was just the two of us and we started playing truth or dare. The game became raunchier and raunchier
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    Text - mimon182 18h I was in a horny teenage phase. I had this massive teddy gorilla that had a hole in the back 'cause age. One night I thought "Imma fuck that gorilla". Mom walked on me in the middle of the night, turned on the light for who-knows-what reason and catched me with my boxers down missionary fucking that gorilla... She even had the balls to ask what was I doing...
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    Text - Grey_Chaos 1d So one night my roommate went out bar hopping so I decided l'd invite a female friend over. We end up on the couch drinking and watching YouTube vids. One thing leads to another and we start fucking right there on the couch. Right as I'm about to cum I hear the front door unlock. It's 3 am an my roommate is drunkenly getting home. Now I'm so close I sure as fuck am not gonna stop so I keep going. My roommate walks in to see me fucking a girl in the ass doggy-style on the cou
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    Text - pegaggio 1d A while ago i was experimenting with watersports (pee) porn on my phone at night. My parents were downstairs watching a loud movie so I knew I was safe. When watching the video I hit a button to make it full screen, I hit the wrong button and it started streaming the porn to the tv my parents were watching. They still mention it years later.
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    Text - CatPatronus 22h Was using skype to masturbate with my now husband. To my vag is full up in the camera. So while I can see him on the camera, you can't see me. I see his mom walk in, see the screen, his dick, and then just turns around and leaves. We both sit up and look at the camera like oh fuck. She never mentioned it to him and to this day I'm hoping she just thought he was watching porn and didn't see her now daughter in law's crotch
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    Text - thickeySFW 20h I have a weird opposite scenario - not getting caught doing anything, but still incredibly embarrassing. So when puberty hit eczema came along for the ride in a major way. Obviously, that shit is itchy as hell, but scratching only makes it worse. My parents spent a fair amount of money on specialists, creams and treatments. But I would still scratch, almost compulsively, which made my dad pretty angry because I was ignoring the stern orders of multiple dermatologists. So on
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    Text - Got home from work one afternoon and my wife was doing something in the kitchen wearing a halter top and a pair of cut off shorts--so--I walked up behind her, put my arms around her, undid her shorts, and pulled her top down. She was into it, turns around, gets down on her knees, starts giving me a blowjob, stands back up, pulls her shorts down, I sit her up the counter, we start screwing A few minutes later, she says she wants to go doggy, gets off the counter, turns around, leans on the
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    Text - thatswhatshesaidxx 1d Got caught going down on my ex by her mom. Then, when I finally gathered the courage to face her mom (at dinner) she said "you still hungry? I thought you already ate" She was one of those 'smoke a spliff with her daughter' kinda mom's
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    Text - ProjectShadow316 20h When I was a teenager, I was having phone sex with a girl friend of mine, who was curious about it and apparently really damn horny. Neither of us drove at the time, so this is what we had. We're getting really into it when suddenly I heard a third voice "Shadow!" Turns out my mother had picked up the upstairs phone and hear us moaning 'n shit. Needless to say that insta-killed the mood, and I didn't live that down from my family for months.
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    Text - ZeekOwl91 21h I had downloaded a documentary on Fractals that we were going to use on a group project for GIS, but I had accidentally saved the file in the folder which had a few video recordings of my gf and I. So the entire folder loads into the player's playlist and as the documentary ends, proceeds to play the next file... My professor was there as well, and saw the first minute of the clip along with everyone else! I keep those files on a separate hard drive now, totally learned my l
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    Text - staticjacket 22h Just this past weekend, I was on vacation, my sister in-law was there. Sometimes, I log onto my trash account on reddit where I am subscribed to a few porn subs. Well, sometimes I do that when I'm bored and think no one can see my screen. So I'm sitting there in the living room of the cabin with my brother in law and his wife, and a friend of mine. I had been talking about something I saw in another tab, and she came over, but as she was walking I was trying to close a ta
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    Text - TheMonkeyJoe 19h Watching old unlabeled videos from box of memories with my sister and best friend. It was all stuff from video projects we did in high school. Except for the one forgot about with me going down on my ex girlfriend from college. I've never hit the stop button faster in my life. Didn't stop the mental scarring of my sister or the years of bringing it up by my best friend.
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    Text - Totallyanal 21h I was about to take off on a road trip and I wanted to get one last ride of my 10" neon green dildo in before taking off for a week. I slammed myself on the dildo and came, I finished showering and took everything with me to my room with the dildo wrapped in my towel. I get dressed, pack the last few things and I take off. 5 days later I'm driving home and I realize I never hid my dildo back in his dildo home with all his buddies. A few days later after being home my mom b
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    Text - spoontaneous66 18h I'm currently in a meeting reading this thread and TIL about r/Jilling and clicked on it. Ctrl+w this thread and went back to taking minutes. Well my seatmate also learned of r/Jilling just now
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    Text - hiphlo02 15h Teenagers getting busy in the basement. Unknown to us, Mom sends older brother to basement to get a loaf of bread out of the freezer. Brother opens basement door, witnesses act in action, turns and closes the door. Goes back and tells Mom 'Can't get bread. Little brother is already getting bred.'
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    Text - dajpeg 19h When I was in preschool all I ever wanted was a dog. This only became an even larger desire for me when our preschool started doing "pet show'" days. Anyway, when I was 4 my parents ended up buying me an adorable Maltese puppy. I loved that dog to death (she passed away a few years ago after making it to the ripe age of 20) So imagine my mother's surprise when she barges into my room at like 11 o'clock at night, only to find 8 year old me letting my closest puppy friend lick my
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    Text - FuriouFive 1d Masturbating on video. In the 90s we got a video camera and my buddy and I used it to record our band's gigs. I also used it to video record myself masturbating(I don't even know why, just to see someone masturbate I guess). Friend comes over to watch one of our shows and I forgot to switch the tapes back(or erase the video) and he saw me beating my meat.
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    Text - brealikethecheese 23h Wasn't a sexual act, but we were in the middle of a move, so everything was in boxes. I'm a very unceremonious packer, so I dump drawers into boxes all willy nilly. I'm also a procrastinator, so FF 3 weeks, and there are a pile of boxes still in my living room. I'd run upstairs to run the bath for my son (then just under 2). Hear howling laughter through the front window, and head downstairs to investigate. My son had rummaged through the boxes and was waving a giant
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    Text - instantaneoussoul 1d When I was in high school my then boyfriend and I would ditch class to go hide in the bushes by the river to fool around We had our pants off and I was giving him a handjob and he was fingering me right when a couple on a raft drifts by They are obviously staring and the lady yells out "yeah, we can see everything! We burst out in laughter and ran off before she called the cops
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    Text - missxxxy 21h I guess not a sexual act so much as being caught out I was 18 living at home, and a friend had had an "undercover wear" party, which is 'technically' for lingerie but actually for sex toys, and i brought my first vibrator. It was quite large and had a few veins if I recall correctly, with a pearl white finish I was excited to get it and played a few times. One day I must have played with it and then sleepily put it under my pillow before going to work. No biggy, I was 18, my
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    Text - ducksomething 1d Thankfully never been caught myself but I did catch my female friend cheating on her boyfriend with a guy from my class. I passed out on a party and I had awakend from my slumber I caught the two making out. They begged be not tell anyone, I agreed on one condition, they musn't do it again or l'll let their respective partners know. Caught them again 3 days later. And that's the story how I earned the easiest 200$ of my life
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