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The Hilarious Guide To Giving Your Cat Medicine

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    Step 1

    how to give cat medicine STEP 1 wrap in purrito

    This can be tricky or very easy, depending on your cat. It's also the most important step....

    wrap up your cat burrito style! It might be the purrfect puritto, but don't get ahead of yourself... they have their ways. 

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    Step 2

    cartoon of cat in purrito

    Then you apply the force on it (yes the light vs the darkness type of force) ...especially useful if your cat does not like burritos

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    Step 3

    opening the cats mouth while in a purriot

    Sing to you precious cat. It might make him feel less embarrassed about being in a puritto.. and by you singing it will make them more embarrassed for you.

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    Step 4

    using syringe, inject medication to cats mouth.

    This is the part it gets a bit tricky, 

    You're going to want to let your cat well... bite you or nibble at least. This will force your cat to smile because he loves attacking you. At this time take advantage of your cats vulnerability and slowly move the syringe towards his mouth. 


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    Step 4b

    Hold cats head upward to make sure medication gets in there

    If you really really don't have your cat to enjoy himself by biting you and have fun before you force feed them something disgusting... use this strategy,


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    Step 4C

    cat about to be angry

    Here is a happy-about to be - angry cat. 

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    Step 4D

    reassure the cat that it is over, and gain their trust.

    You should actually do this from behind and not see the sadness in their eyes, but you're going to force pull a smile on their face. 

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    Step 5

    quickly use the tool to shove the pill into the cats mouth and drop the pill

    And then when they least expect it... move quickly and steady and drop the pill! We repeat! Drop the Pill!!

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    Step 6

    Comfort the cat afterwards to help gain back some of that trust.

    The absolutely most impart step is to comfort your cat. Remember, you'vee basically broken all their trust. Wrapping it in the perfect burrito, letting them bite and play with your hand, and then wham! So comfort and pet him afterwards, before you release them. You can see it in their eyes that this incedient will not be forgotten. so fear for your safety, but at least he is safe now with his medication...

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