He makes a living out of noises that come out of his belly. Mine get me nowhere and they also stink

Tech support is disappointed 1

Dangerfloofbelly 2

And you worship its every move 3

A Sassy Snafu of 38 Feline Feel Good Memes as Tasty as Wholesome Hooman Catnip 4

Funny And Wholesome Cat Memes For People Spending Caturday Curled Up With Their Cats 5

Cats never lie about food 6