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Hide the Pain Harold: Old Guy, Stock Photo Model, Tortured Soul

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    Stare upon the visage of regret.

    stock photo of Hide the Pain Harold looking at the camera with a pained expression

    "Why should anybody be interested in some old man who was a failure?"


    -- Ernest Hemingway

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    stock photo of Hide the Pain Harold holding his glasses regretfully

    "I'm not afraid of dying. Total peace after death, becoming someone else is the best hope I've got."


    -- Kurt Cobain

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    Yesterday, my wife told me to "go to Hell."

    stock photo of Hide the Pain Harold uncomfortably having breakfast with his wife
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    I told her that I was already there.

    stock photo of Hide the Pain Harold sadly eating
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    stock photo of Hide the Pain Harold answering the phone with a pained expression

    "One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well."


    -- Virginia Woolf

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    "Hmm, all 350 on board were killed?"

    stock photo of Hide the Pain Harold holding back tears while reading the newspaper
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    stock photo of Hide the Pain Harold surprised while reading the news

    "Perhaps someday the revelation will burst in upon me and I will see the other side of this monumental grotesque joke. And then I'll laugh. And then I'll know what life is."


    -- Sylvia Plath

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    You have a rare form of cancer called "AIDS." Sorry.

    stock photo of Hide the Pain Harold smirking sadly in a doctor's robe
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    "Go fish, Gladys!"

    stock photo of Hide the Pain Harold aggressively playing cards with wife
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    "I hate you so damn much."

    stock photo of Hide the Pain Harold grinding his teeth while playing cards
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    stock photo of Hide the Pain Harold looking tortured while playing cards

    "Yes sir, I am a tortured man for all seasons, as they say, and I have powerful friends in high places. Birds sing where I walk, and children smile when they see me coming."


    -- Hunter S. Thompson

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    stock photo of Hide the Pain Harold looking happy but still reserved

    "When time and age start showing, you will die a million deaths before they finally plant you."


    -- David Foster Wallace

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    stock photo of Hide the Pain Harold forcing a smile during a formal toast

    "I can now see everything falling to pieces before my eyes."


    -- Ian Curtis

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    xXxOpTicH4r0Ld420xXx has joined the game.

    stock photo of Hide the Pain Harold edited with gang and swag stickers
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    Call the cops, I don't give a f**k.

    stock photos of Hide the Pain Harold tortuously using the laptop and showing it to a second Harold
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    Rekt.

    comic using stock photos of Hide the Pain Harold pranking his brother with fidelity
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    Hide the Pain Harold edited over stock photo of man with chest pain

    "Death may be the greatest of all human blessings."


    -- Socrates

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    "Jesus, you have s**t taste, Gladys."

    stock photo of Hide the Pain Harold miserably listening to bad music with wife
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    "Oh, and one more thing..."

    stock photo of Hide the Pain Harold smiling painfully while on the phone
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    "... you're next."

    stock photo of Hide the Pain Harold forcing a smile at the doctor's office

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