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25 Grumpy Cat Posts To Prepaw You For The Work Week

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  • 1

    "Word."

    Can't believe she yelled at me for taking the Temptations treat bag to bed when she does it with her snacks all the time

    Erugh, double standards are simply the worst. And the problem here is that often us feline pawrents, set different standards and expectations for ourselves and our cat children. However, our cats do not see a difference between us and them, if anything they think that we are inferior to them. So it is totally understandable that this feisty fella would be upset by his situation. 

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  • 2

    "Lucky him."

    This Cat Found A Pound Of Catnip; Has NO Idea What's Going On
  • 3

    "I work hard walking to the kitchen to eat my meals. Let me sleep. And eat…"

    how I sleep after not doing anything the whole day
  • 4

    "I can hear a string cheese wrapper a block away. True story."

    Me: Accidentally crinkles some plastic that sounds vaguely like a treat bag My Cat: [Target Located]

    Terminator travelled through time to prevent the events of the past affecting the future. This cat travels through time, guided by the sound of the crinkles made by treat bags through the ages. This is why it is imperative you keep your cat's treats in hidden containers. Otherwise, you are likely to be visited by time travelling monchers like this guy.

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  • 5

    "Until I get your credit card…the bird will have to do."

    Roses are red Sparrows are small I got you a gift It's dead in the hall
  • 6

    "I’m a shelter cat. My cat, Tiger, moved in after howling at us from the kitchen window. And he hasn’t left."

    I know so many people with cats and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that's like "yeah he just moved in." @LauraRbnsn
  • 7

    "I know what I bring to the table…"

    When someone tries to hate on your vibe, but you're just too fabulous to care!
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  • 8

    "And I added music from Star Wars just to make you mad. Why? Because I’m a cat."

    THE BAD NEWS IS I'M WOOZY FROM BLOOD LOSS THE GOOD NEWS IS THE CAT SWALLOWED HER MEDS. Imgflip.com
  • 9
    My cat @Justmeow myselfandi Which one is a proper way to get someone's attention? A: Random ATTACK!! c: "Look at my ble" B: Stare motherfuckerly D: Meeeowwwwww
  • 10

    "Give me two seconds…"

    When the door is open for at least 3 seconds... I'm going on an adventure!
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  • 11

    "We know."

    A photographer took pictures of cats before and after she called them beautiful
  • 12

    "Does not taste like chicken."

    Haters are gonna say this is photoshopped.
  • 13

    "My agent is far from fun…"

    Person: "Your memes are hilarious. You're probably fun to hang out with" Me:
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  • 14

    "I’m fabulous no matter what I do."

    Before you tell me what I did wrong, you should first know I don't care.
  • 15

    "Kiss my caboose!"

    All trains delayed until further notice! 67
  • 16

    "You’re lucky to have us…"

    MY CATS DURING THE DAY MY CATS AT 2 AM
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  • 17

    "That is exactly was greens taste like to me."

    This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat F-J-P.com
  • 18

    "My agent is a huge Star Wars fan, but I have my limits."

    MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU
  • 19

    """I hope everyone has a great day. Be kind to yourself and don’t listen to those that aren’t worth listening to. """

    Mugwump Jones @MugwumpJones "I hope this email finds you well." Me:
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  • 20

    "As long as I’m the General for this army of cats on this show! It would be epic!"

    Elizabeth May @_ElizabethMay so many post-apocalyptic stories about a man and his dog, but what about hear me out a woman and her army of cats
  • 21

    "I’m always a day late and a dollar short."

    THIS IS WHY IBARF ON YOUR BED, KAREN.
  • 22

    "Wishing everyone a relaxing weekend."

    My weekend plans? To move just enough so no one thinks I'm dead
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  • 23

    "For all my caffeine addicted friends…"

    Jack, I don't like coffee push her CAFENERGY
  • 24

    "I like my water to have a hint of bird. Don’t you?"

    He's got a full bowl of water inside...
  • 25

    "We hope you have a “leg up” on your Monday."

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