25 Unintentionally Funny 'That's Why They're Single' Moments That'll Fend Off Any First Date
How to make yourself 'undatable'
Like what you see? Follow our WhatsApp channel for more.
-
There are a few things that can make a person completely undatable. Most singles searching for a forever relationship (or even just a fling) do their best to seem likable by putting their best foot forward. But there are some entitled singles out there who seem to think that their perfect person is just going to magically appear out of the bottom of an espresso martini glass, begging for their phone number, agreeing with everything they say, and bowing at their will.
At that point, you're not looking for a partner, you're just looking for a minion.
Strangely, these chronic singles usually don't know why they're alone at dinner every night. Perhaps it's the 80-page Word Doc they've created of non-negotiable personality traits, political views, wardrobe style, and facial features of their potential mate. Nobody fits into anybody's ‘perfection’ list, so when your standards are too high, you could be setting yourself up for failure in the dating market.
So with the combination of stubbornly unlikeable singles clashing with perfectionists, who does that leave out there in the shallowest dating pool? Well, I'm not entirely sure what kinds of fish are left in the sea, but here's an unintentionally funny list of ‘that’s why they're single' moments that'll have you canceling your next first date before it begins.
-
1
-
2
-
3
-
4
-
5
-
6
-
7
-
8
-
9
-
10
-
11
-
12
-
13
-
14
-
15
-
16
-
17
-
18
-
19
-
20
-
21
-
22
-
23
-
24
-
25
-
26
-
27
-
28
-
29
-
30
-
31
-
32
-
33
-
34
-
35
-
36
-
37
-
38
-
39
-
40
-
41
-
42
-
43
-
44
-
45
Stay up to date by following us on Facebook!
Tags
Also From FAIL Blog
Comments
Hot Today