Alright, well done you hardworking hooman, you have made it this far in the week without getting fired and that is a great achievement. There are many people who did not manage to make it passed Monday, so you better value yourself for the excellent employee that you are. And good behavior deserves recognition, so we made this list of funny canine floof pawsts for well-behaved hoomans such as yourself who deserve a tasty Fursday treat. No sit down, rollover, put your paw out and get ready for your tasty treat.
From the cute canine who is up for any adventure you are willing to take it on, no matter what the destination and no matter what the accommodation, to the delightful doggo who understands the value of his pawrent checking the internet to see if they can share their food, to the sporty canine who has won several medals for his efforts in ball dropping.
We have all become a fair bit softer over the years and who can blame us. When once we had to sleep by open fires to protect us from predators, we now sleep in secure homes. When once we hunted and gathered our food from the outdoors, we now price match at the supermarket. Things have gotten a lot easier than they were. But cleaning up diarrhea will always be a nightmare.
There is nothing mentally ill about this scenario. If anything, this world would be a better place if people invented colorful and rich backstories for their pawdorable pets. Just imagine being told about a cat who studied a Juilliard, who then went on to tour the world with a death metal band, fell in love with a roadie while on the road in Memphis and is now paying child support.
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