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20 Funny Canine Floof Pawsts for Well-Behaved Hoomans Who Deserve a Tasty Fursday Treat

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    "Its hard being a spoiled floof in 2024"

    Dogs 300 years ago Dogs now I killed all the wolves and ate the liver of a fox that wanted to steal food from our home You changed my food and now I have diarrhea

    We have all become a fair bit softer over the years and who can blame us. When once we had to sleep by open fires to protect us from predators, we now sleep in secure homes. When once we hunted and gathered our food from the outdoors, we now price match at the supermarket. Things have gotten a lot easier than they were. But cleaning up diarrhea will always be a nightmare.

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    at my wedding there will only be people i like" my wedding:
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    "Mochiism, founded 2020"

    Want to join my religion? What's your religion? Read 9:12 PM I'm interested
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    Me explaining to everyone i meet how my dog has a unique sense of humor, worked briefly as a historian, and speaks 13 languages (i'm mentally ill)

    There is nothing mentally ill about this scenario. If anything, this world would be a better place if people invented colorful and rich backstories for their pawdorable pets. Just imagine being told about a cat who studied a Juilliard, who then went on to tour the world with a death metal band, fell in love with a roadie while on the road in Memphis and is now paying child support.

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    Thank you for changing my life i just ate dirt
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    Me when i add a frozen blueberry to my dog's breakfast
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    "Down for literally everything, including trips to the toilet"

    னி Me: gets up My dog: You son of a bh, I'm in
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    "Hes always so impatient and excited"

    My dog waiting as I look up if he can have a bite of my food
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    Me when I lure my dog into bed with me then he leaves as soon as he gets the treats @hollabackcards
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    My dog if not dropping the ball during fetch was an olympic sport 6646 14622
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    My friendship circle over the years iii 11 ii iii 2021 2022 2023 2024
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    TV for Dogs: Virtual Walk in NORWAY relaxing, anti-anxiety music
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    WHEN YOU HEAR THE CHEESE DRAWER OPEN
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    Phelp Dn'stop the mop
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    I'm king of the jungle I'm john wick's dog follow us: @therejectshopsg So Sorry Your Highness...
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    Like father (doggo), like son (pupper). Both 12/10
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    When someone has explained something to u 7 times and u still don't get it and u hope they forgive how stupid u are
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    All grown up yet still a little princess 3 months
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    My golden found her rubber pacifier she'd lost as a puppy.

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