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12 Shower Thoughts That Are All Too True

These shower thoughts will make your brain smoke.

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    Text - If the phrases, "Nothing in life is free" and "The best things in life are free" are both true, then life really sucks 6 days ago by bagelsforford
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    Gadget - 3:22 PM TRUE-H 50 Monday 16 Camera Photos Calendar Messages Videos Clock Maps Weather your phones battery levels at the end of your workday equals your love for your work O4 days ago by zontras fi Pages Cydia 127 Facebook Settings LINE LINE Barrel 10.208
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    Text - ETTE If your front door has a mail slot, you live in a mailbox 5 days ago by JustinML99
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    Organism - Spiders would be a lot scarier if they made hives instead of webs 6 days ago by That-One-Kiwi
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    Food - People will eat the same thing for breakfast every day of their life, but absolutely lose it when they have the same thing for dinner two nights in a row. 1 day ago by Hi_Im_Cogs
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    Batman - If it was actually possible to project a bat signal onto clouds the nights sky would be awash with advertisements in every city 10 hours ago by smileedude
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    Motor vehicle - Bur The phrase "Click it or Ticket" shows financiali burden is a stronger deterrent than serious injury or death. 6 days ago by kevinsaidok
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    Flag - Technically all nation al anthems are country music. 4 days ago by ItsTheMooseMan
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    Food - Buying Halloween candy as an adult is like paying your dues for all the years of free candy you took from people. 1 day ago by herbiecouscous
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    Skin - Your parents are more likely to say you're attractive because you look somewhat like the person they're attracted to. 3 days ago by pianist98
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    Hair - A surprisingly big part of being an adult is trying to schedule a time when you can afford to have a mental breakdown. 3 days ago by actually_crazy_irl
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