Wits of Steel: 31 Unassailable ‘You Can’t Argue With That’ Posts That Are Only Technically True

You know what's better than being right? Being technically right. Because in the wild west of internet arguments, nothing hits harder than a smart-ass answer that loops through a legal loophole and lands with a mic drop. Logic? Overrated. Morals? Optional. But a perfectly timed, technically-not-wrong zinger? That's the stuff legends are made of.

Let's be honest - no one logs onto Reddit or X hoping to be enlightened. We're all just here for the drama, the chaos, and the occasional comment that makes you pause mid-scroll and go "Okay, that was clever." These 31 moments are proof that sometimes, winning the argument doesn't require facts or empathy - just a healthy dose of snark, and the audacity to hit "send."

So whether you're in a debate about Star Wars canon or why pineapple belongs on pizza (it does, don't tell me what I can't do!), remember: being technically correct isn't just a power move. It's the highest form of internet smugness. And yes, we're here for it.

01
Usually they are shirtless and wear jewelry

via u/Afraid-Objective3049
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02
Well, he's not wrong

via @conorbrn
03
A bug in the code

via @_mz_034
04
The answers are right in front of you!

via u/Afraid-Objective3049
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05
This one has layers

via u/Greedy-Year8384
06
Grandma says time is up

via @krezae
07
It's all water under the bridge now

via u/PsychoDDRQ
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08
A regular rock would do the trick too, if you throw it hard enough

via u/Greedy-Year8384
09
That's hot

via u/Haunting_Bedroom403
10
I'll stick with the free version

via u/ImNotBadOkBro
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11
That was mean but funny

via u/irespectwhaman
12
The math adds up

via u/Afraid-Objective3049
13
Two pages were stuck and I fainted

via u/occic333
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14
I can't draw!

via u/Rabid_Laser_Dingo
15
Someone Slashed his tire

via u/lesamrobert

He should probably check the Axl too
16
I don't know, the guy on the right seems pretty dense

via u/sumedh-code-oj
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17
Something Something Firewall

via u/Mrsupersuper
18
ok, what about one more?

via u/Firehornet117
19
Who invited those two?

via u/Arjun__VK
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20
Dude...

via u/PrivatePlaya
21
This is both true and completely wrong at the same time

via r/technicallythetruth
22
Can't argue with that

via r/technicallythetruth
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23
Same answer for "Are you coming or not"

via u/Alarmed_Jellyfish771
24
Yes, that's how... amnesia works...

via u/Camdacrab
25
TBH IDK either

via u/SirRipOliver
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26
Unless you spell it "Rong" which is Wrong. Wait...

via u/mechpencillover
27
Single-use

via u/SirRipOliver
28
I'm confused

via u/Haunting_Bedroom403
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29
Done! Can I be a nuclear physicist now?

via u/Afraid-Objective3049
30
My eyes are down here!

via u/OldFirefighter3293
31
Can't argue with that

via u/tamjidtahim