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Sorry Taylor Swift, You Can't Stop the Internet


Hey Ms. Swift, as you know you recently bought some domains (TaylorSwift.Adult and TaylorSwift.poon) to keep your name out of porn.

Unfortunately, that just probably won't work. You can try to take yourself off the Internet, but you can't take the Internet off of yourself.

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    See, it's just impossible to stem the tide of creativity

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    Especially re: making celebrity sexy things

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    You can't really keep the hivemind from buzzing

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    Plus, people who are often photographed are really easy to satirize

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    As Jennifer told Marty in Back To The Future, "If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything."

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    And as a pop musician, you basically can't avoid suggestive things

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    To be fair, no one can.

    Hell, this gif exactly mimics most of my dance moves.

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    In the right context, everything is a euphemism

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    Via Giphy
    By "context" we mean "immaturity."

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    Also, your domain purchase didn't cover nearly all the possibilities

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    Via Go Daddy

    This terrible beauty was available at Go Daddy as of this writing.

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    Really, we hate to lower ourselves, but someone had to let you know

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    We know. Sorry Tay.





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