Listen to me. I looked. I checked twice. I don't have your stapler. I never had your stapler. I don't want your stapler. I would not want it if you gave it to me.

Construction worker offers former micromanager a job, setting the record straight and teaching him a valuable lesson in humility despite of the claim that he will ‘never amount to anything’ 1

'Never paid a cent': Witty student calls the university's bluff, breaking the parking permit system by refusing to pay for tickets 2

35 of the Best Dungeons and Dragons Memes of the Week (April 19, 2024) 3

'Look it up': Customer talks himself out of a price-match and has to pay more when retail associate looks it up and realizes it's against their policy 4

'You were not qualified': Job candidate messages interviewer to decline role, receives unhinged response in return 5

'One day, I had a belligerent customer come in': Teenage cashier gets back at impolite retail customer 6

‘You’re not getting this dog back': Professional Dog Trainer Finds Abandoned Puppy in the Back of an Uber, Adopts Him and Goes Viral, Now Previous Owner Wants the Pup Back for the ‘Clout Money’ 1

30 of the Cutest Cat Posts from the Last 30 Days to Add Some Wholesome Fluffy Fuel to Your Happiness Meter 2

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week (April 18, 2024) 3

The struggle is real 4

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 20 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 5

Innocent Cat Posts For All You Hoomans Who Would Rather Be Curled Up Like A Fluffy Kitten Than Spend Another Second At Work 6