Twilight FAILS but this parody WIIIIIINNNNNSSSS

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 1

'No one here has the password': Network employee gets laid off in downsizing move, company realizes he has all the master passwords 2

‘No, it's mine': Teenager wins $1000 in town raffle, father and new wife demand she give it all to them 3

‘Your company deserves to fail’: Overworked employee quits job without notice after years of carrying company on their back, boss claims he'll sue for losses 4

Work demands employee pay for personal calls, employee demands payment for calls they take outside of working hours: 'I should be getting overtime each time I pick up the phone' 5

'You have decided to fire me? Miss your wedding dinner tasting then!': Phone kiosk worker makes their final day of work as annoying as possible for boss 6

''Please return home and shave [your beard]'… I never went back': 15 Employees who quit a new job faster than you can say 'OSHA' 1

‘No, it's mine': Teenager wins $1000 in town raffle, father and new wife demand she give it all to them 2

30 People share the stupidest things they ever witnessed : 'I saw a woman ditch her stroller with the child inside because a bee was flying nearby' 3

Worker asks for a raise, gets fired instead: 'We're terminating your contract' 4

'My sugar free soda has sugar in it': Top Mildly Infuriating Moments of the Week (May 6, 2024) 5

'[Karen] got fired for her recklessness': Entitled employee refuses to follow password guidelines, company's emails get hacked, she pays the price 6