It's Really Just Simple Linguistics
When you make an "assumption," you make an ASS out of YOU and UMPTION.
(Sarah Palin)
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Dad takes 2 kids to princess breakfast at Disneyland, balks at the $937 price tag: 'Almost spit out my coffee'
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Boss calls employee into their office over 'attitude problem' when employee scoffs at being asked to complete a non-urgent task: 'He's picking on you because you aren't always a people pleaser'
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