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21 Times Pat Sajak Slayed Twitter With His Sass And Sarcasm

Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajak is more than just a pretty face - the self proclaimed "former sexagenarian" also a savagely funny Twitter personality. He's been killing the social media for years, but we think his new account deserves some serious love. Here's to being as sarcastic and self-aware when we're in our seventies. 

And here are some more Funny Tweets for you to enjoy! 

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    Text - Pat Sajak @patsajak I've received many tweets, texts and Instagrams alerting me that tomorrow is New Year's Day. Many thanks for reminding of that and of the indispensability of social media. 1:13 PM - 31 Dec 2017
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    Text - Pat Sajak @patsajak OK, let me explain this again: We're celebs. We're wiser & more empathetic than you. We are famous. Please take our opinions more seriously. 8:55 AM -4 Oct 2017
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    Text - Pat Sajak @patsajak Once again robbed in @people Mag's "Sexiest Man Alive" competition. Next best hope is that they start posthumous division. 8:10 AM-15 Nov 2017
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    Text - Pat Sajak @patsajak Sometimes I have the uneasy feeling that Twitter is making us all more stupider. 2:30 PM - 29 Dec 2017
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    Text - Pat Sajak @patsajak I now grunt when I get up from a chair. No discomfort. No pain. No difficulty. II just grunt. Apparently it comes automatically with age. 2:13 PM - 16 Dec 2017
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    Text - Pat Sajak @patsajak The next big movement: Plants Rights. No kidding. 5-10 years away, tops. (Painless harvesting, ethical salads, etc.) 12:31 PM - 4 Apr 2017
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    Text - Pat Sajak @patsajak I love group names: a pod of whales, a pride of lions, a mob of kangaroos, a swamp of politicians, a slant of journalists, a smirk of game show hosts. 2:21 PM - 12 Dec 2017
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    Text - Pat Sajak @patsajak Please join me in this important movement to take small baths as often as possible. #Resitz 8:28 AM 20 Jun 2017
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    Text - Pat Sajak @patsajak Having a great time on the Seniors Arm Wrestling (SAW) Tour. Easy win over Angela Lansbury last night. Ed Asner later today in Semis. 11:41 AM 17 Nov 2017
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    Text - Pat Sajak @patsajak Forgot to take photo of our traditional Christmas Eve feast. Had to draw this from memory. 8:30 PM 24 Dec 2017
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    Text - Pat Sajak @patsajak This is the first time I've tweeted anything with the new 280 character limit. l confess it has left me feeling strangely unfulfilled. like a meandering stream with no beginning and no end. It is both infinite and empty. Who am I? What does it mean? 11:47 AM -10 Nov 2017
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    Text - Pat Sajak @patsajak Not a bad night at the house last night. Just three moat rescues and a couple of minor electrical shocks along the perimeter fencing. 9:58 AM - 14 Oct 2017
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    Nose - Pat Sajak @patsajak Getting out the Christmas decorations today. Our caroler is very possessive of her music. caroi's 9:08 AM 26 Nov 2017
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    Text - Pat Sajak @patsajak As we approach the holidays, it's important to think about what we have in common rather than what separates us. Like most of you, my dresser puts my pants on me one leg at a time. Merry Christmas! 9:47 AM - 23 Dec 2017
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    Text - Pat Sajak @patsajak Coolest new feature on iPhone X: Butt Recognition, for people who carry phones in their back pocket 11:45 AM -3 Oct 2017
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    Text - Pat Sajak @patsajak Turns out boneless chicken wings aren't wings; just cut-up pieces of white meat. And so the world continues to crumble. 3:35 PM-9 Aug 2017
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    Text - Pat Sajak @patsajak Quiet day at the mall. Then, "Hey, it's Pat Sajak!!" Confusion, pictures, autographs. I'm almost sorry I yelled. 2:39 PM - 11 Jul 2017
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    Text - Pat Sajak @patsajak We people in show business are not always what we appear to be. Sometimes under our façade you'll fine a veneer. 5:22 PM - 24 Jun 2017
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    Text - Pat Sajak @patsajak Black Friday chaos here in Beverly Hills! Limo drivers fighting for parking spaces in front of Gucci! Wrestling for bracelets at Cartier! Madness!! 12:13 PM - 24 Nov 2017
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    Text - Pat Sajak @patsajak Practice random acts of kindness. So much more convenient than the planned, well- thought-out ones. 8:20 PM - 24 Apr 2017
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    Lastly, our absolute favorite from the archive.

    Photograph - Pat Sajak @patsajak 2 Aug 2015 Damn you, @TMZ!
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