Hortonator's Dad Has That... You Know That One Thing...

Mum: we're running like a well oiled... oiled?.. oiled, engine? Me: a well oiled machine. Mum: I knew that, I just couldn't think of the word. I think I have early onset... dalmation? Me: Dementia. *Facepalm*
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