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A lonely hotel room, a tasteless wall decoration and Giraffe is suddenly aware of her ticking biological clock.
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In a blur, a voracious Pig disappears across the top of the baking aisle while Giraffe is left to ponder that her offer of a leg-up had been a mistake.
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And so it is.
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Giraffe wonders if the Pottery Place is selling pot, which would account for the dress code.
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Cow and Giraffe weren’t entirely sure what the sign meant.
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With his greedy eye on a ginormous ice cream, cunning Pig convinces gullible Giraffe that piggy-back means having a piggy on your back
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With so many short animals on offer, Giraffe feels the sting of heightism!
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In San Diego airport Giraffe approaches Ron, in quiet prayer that he is on her flight.
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Whilst Giraffe is glad they are catered for, she wonders how the people with no heads or legs get to the shops to buy their tops.
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Right height, thinks Giraffe, but not much leg room. In fact, room for only one leg.
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Finicky Giraffe ignores insistent Kris’s cream-less strawberry.
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Giraffe is eager to ‘GO WILD’, but delayed because she just can’t remember where she parked the car.
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While Bird looks on, Patty commences her own space program by harnessing the power of Giraffe and a rusty inversion table.
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