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21 Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh Last Week (February 26th)

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    Text - schmox Follow @IvoryGazelle Me: holding my dog* it's his 3rd birthday so technically he's 21 Bouncer: Still no 10:00 AM - 21 Feb 2018 3,576 Retweets 14,171 Likes
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    Text - Philip Larkin Follow @philiplarkin Just spotted a cat on someone's porch, miaowing to be let in. Without thinking, I walked up to the door, rang the bell, nodded to the cat and left. It was only I rounded the corner I realised what I'd done as I heard the owner shouting FUCK ME SARAH THE CAT JUST RANG THE DOORBELL 11:11 AM - 24 Feb 2018 126,120 Retweets 387,940 Likes
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    Text - cherry Follow @90SCINEMA michael b jordan: hi my name is michael with a b and i've been afraid of insects my whole lif teacher: stop stop stop where? michael b jordan: wha- teacher: where's the b michael b jordan: there's a bee?? 11:44 PM - 17 Feb 2018 62,914 Retweets 206,348 Likes
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    Text - Max Dylan Ash Follow @mynameisntdave If you want your dog to take a pill: 1. Get a piece of cheese 2. Eat the cheese for energy 3. Get ready to wrestle your dog 3:52 PM - 17 Aug 2016 5,834 Retweets 13,088 Likes
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    Table - Ash Warner Follow @AlsBoy "Talks with KFC are going well and we hope to sort this mess out amicably very soon indeed" says chicken union spokesman 12:23 PM 21 Feb 2018 99 Retweets 218 Likes epl
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    Text - Robert Knop @FatherWith Twins Follow Found out meerkats settle disputes with eating contests, and I've never wanted to be a different species more in my life. 4:10 PM - 20 Feb 2018 221 Retweets 673 Likes
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    Text - Jon Follow @ArfMeasures Me *googling* are people who steal ducks called abducktors or kidquackers? FBI agent monitoring me: *reaching for whiskey* Jesus Christ 6:55 AM - 22 Feb 2018 1,163 Retweets 3,831 Likes
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    Botany - Awkward Animals Follow @SoVeryAwkward Male lizard holding up his gf so she can take a nap KovateNcom 11:04 AM 24 Feb 2018 - 89 Retweets 485 Likes
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    Chicken - Octopus/Caveman Following @OctopusCavemann This is how I've left every bar I've ever been in
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    Text - taco bell hooks Follow @ohpegah I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr 35min (the length of the movie) Examples: "See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min) "Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min) "My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month) 3:56 PM 15 Feb 2018 30,106 Retweets 100,639 Likes
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    Canidae - Ash Warner Follow @Als Boy "Don't look at the dog for help, Sandra. I have already using advanced techniques hypnotised him into doing my bidding. He is now but a minion, a puppet. Do you understand me Sandra"
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    Text - sarah Follow @girlnarly i wonder if dinosaurs had to worry about vampires like we do 12:56 PM - 20 Feb 2018 ROR 193 Retweets 468 Likes
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    Product - Ash Warner Follow @AlsBoy "Hi, I'm Elliot Applebaum, CEO of Spiny Mammal Industries Take a seat. Can I get you a beverage" 7:28 AM -20 Feb 2018 26 Retweets 86 Likes
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    Text - Pugnado Follow @LuvPug Saw a poster of a missing dog that was wearing a dress, booties, hair ribbon and necklace. It's not missing lady, it ran far the fuck away 8:36 PM -9 Jul 2016 313 Retweets 607 Likes
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    Text - Jon Follow @ArfMeasures ME: *making tiny wigs for birds* BALD EAGLE: finally 6:28 AM - 23 Feb 2018 558 Retweets 2,073 Likes
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    Games - monty @caramelthot pig: oink oink coW: moo horse: 8:05 PM -Feb 20, 2018 35.4K 13.6K people are talking about this
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    Product - youngswagboy Follow @8gnorant My dog just got up to look in the mirror and do this... 1:59 PM - 5 Feb 2018 19,739 Retweets 67,946 Likes
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    Wildlife - Ash Warner Follow @AlsBoy this dog and hedgehog look like they ran away and started a new life running a successful luxury spa and wellness detox retreat
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    Adaptation - Ash Warner Follow @AlsBoy Man: The left hand column shows a 78% increase in otter photos being retweeted Otter: Excellent. Thanks Keith 3:23 PM -22 Feb 2018 291 Retweets 736 Likes
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    Product - pat tobin @tastefactory Following Hey check it out: Pretzelverine
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    Mammal - maeve Follow @bbiss666 me: i have to start eating healthier me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:
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