just kidding, i never had parents.

If, while having a romantic interlude with your husband, you accidentally fart (loudly), the correct response is NOT, "I guess I'm my father's daughter!" You will have to start all over again.
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Team working 50 hours per week all quit at the same time: 'If there's anything we can do to keep you, let me know'

Team working 50 hours per week all quit at the same time: 'If there's anything we can do to keep you, let me know'

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16-year-old homeschooler refuses to speak to her parents until they enroll her in public school: 'They didn't teach me anything, I only know the very basics that you would give a kindergartener.'

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