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He called; he's fine.

When your child is flying overseas with your ex and doesn’t call to report his safe arrival at the expected time and the airport lists their flight as “non-operational," it’s OK to Google the name of the airline so you can check that website. Just be aware that the first hits to come up will likely be about a huge tragedy in that airline’s history. Check the date of the story BEFORE your brain calculates whether your baby had a better chance of survival if the crash was over land or water. #LFMF
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