When you know you're going to be spending the day with your boyfriend in a swimsuit, for the love of god DO NOT try to "cheat" by taking a maximum strength laxitive to make yourself look thin in it. You will spend all night on the pot, have violent and uncontrolabe gas all the next day that you spend with him. And you will weigh a pound more than you did the day before. #LFMF
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