That's not a knife. THIS is a knife.

And you worship its every move 1

ComfeeSofa 2

A Sassy Snafu of 38 Feline Feel Good Memes as Tasty as Wholesome Hooman Catnip 3

30 Baffling Design Choices Found in the Wild (May 12, 2024) 4

Cats never lie about food 5

Service, please! 6