Sans' Dad is Still Going Through With the Paternity Test

*upon learning that I like country music* Dad: *makes a cross with his fingers* You are no child of mine. Me: Hey, you're the one who told me we hail from a long line of rednecks. Dad:....Ok, I guess it IS in your blood. You can be my daughter again.
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