Hope you have some wheatgrass stored on the escape pod. I'm getting a stomach ache.

'The yellow line is where my responsibility ends': Woman "pushes her luck" to get groundskeeper to cut back all her weeds 1

18-year-old files report against parents for opening multiple credit cards in his name: 'It turns out I owe over $15,000' 2

'I'm in full compliance with the city, just like you wanted': Neighbor calls next-door's fence an "eyesore," is forced to remove the fence on his own 3

35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (June 15, 2024) 4

Animal Memes For Humor-Loving Folks In Need Of A Giggle Fest 5

'I cut off the boot in front of the HOA member': Boss and employee rally entire neighborhood against overzealous HOA 6

The purrfect seat 1

He didn't know, he's innocent! 2

Purrfect 3

18-year-old files report against parents for opening multiple credit cards in his name: 'It turns out I owe over $15,000' 4

So far... 5

Every single one 6