What if pedobear was the mall Santa?

‘I made a mistake!’: Man cleverly complies with neighbor's demands to remove fence, leading to desperate pleas for restoration 1

'They don't care': Resident's neighbors jump their fence and hang out in their backyard, then refuse to leave 2

Worker told they can't take their leave the day before they're set to leave, they take it anyway: 'I'm ignoring the fact that the leave isn't sanctioned now' 3

'She's going to owe us about $18,000': Karen employee causes workflow interruption by changing doorknob to storage room, quits and gets fined 4

New Karen neighbor tries to make the HOA more strict, gets kicked out of the neighborhood: 'Good riddance' 5

Overworked truck depot worker calls boss's bluff after being reprimanded for working their scheduled hours like they were told: 'Clearly, you're not going to fire me. You have no one who can do my job' 6

It got away 1

At least! 2

Don't you dare 3

Flop 4

Asleep at last 5

Terrified Wife Finds Her Husband Passed Out On The Bathroom Floor, Wakes Him Only To Find Out That He Comforted Their Elder Cat During A Thunderstorm And Fell Wholesomely Asleep 6