PLEASE! Take me WITH YOU! For the love of GOD...DON'T LEAVE ME! If she tells me I was born this way one more time I'm gonna FREAK the ~F*** OUT!~

Purrpetually hungry 1

Monorail cat 2

Instructions unclear 3

Mmm delicious 4

Not today, I can't be bothered 5

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