"I called off sick, gettin' paid to play. No one ever suspects that I'm full of shit!"

Might as well... 1

32 of the Funniest Felines on the Internet and Meowrvelous Memes to Claw Your Way to a Purrfectly Wonderful Weekend 2

He's innocent 3

Every time 4

Prank call 5

Some day, some way 6