Getting to work is often the worst part of legitimate employment. Whether you're stuck in traffic for hours a week, or packed into a subway car like a sardine. The perk of subjecting oneself to traffic is the sweet solace of being alone. Straphangers of the world do not enjoy this luxury. We are confronted by offensive smells, sights, sounds - and even touches - during our daily commutes. We've rounded up some of the most disturbing (and entertaining) tales and videos from the web for your cringetastic enjoyment. When you're through you'll be begging your boss to let you work from home.