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13 Quran Verses That Are Weird Beyond Belief

In response to the original Ask Reddit thread about weird content in the Bible, someone asked about strange things that can be found in the Quran.

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    "I like the one where people don't beliebe Muhammad is the one true prophet, so he splits the moon in half"
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    Text - TheLeperLeprechaun • 10h I think the ahadith have a lot of crazy stories in them. Not sure about the Quran itself though. One Hadith I read was about how Aisha once said that she was asked to scrape Mohammed's dried semen off of his clothes so he could wear them again to go pray. Whether the Hadith itself is considered authentic and not a weak one though isn't clear.
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    Text - bonjouratous • 8h If you include the Hadiths then there is the night journey of the Miraj. Muhammad ascends to heaven for the night on his flying horse Buraq where he meets all the prophets (Adam, Jesus, Moses, etc...), I don't remember which one but one of them is described as being super hot. Then Muhammad meets god who tells him his followers must pray to him 50 times a day. Muhammad thinks it's a lot but doesn't say any- thing, he starts to leave, sees Moses and has a chat with him, M
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    "Muhammad had a flying horse named Barack. And it used to go by Barry"
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    Text - chinkywinkydinky • 10h the prophet mohammed flew to heaven on a winged horse. There's lots of reasons i stopped being a muslim lol
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    Text - Scaphism92 • 9h There's multiple hadiths that says dogs are fine and that Muhammad played with dogs. There's even one that says a prostitute got into heaven for giving water to a dog dying of thirst. Not really that insane, more surprising given there's a common opinion that muslims don't like dogs.
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    Text - lightknight7777 • 8h In the 2nd and 5th Surahs (chapters) it states that the Christians, Jews and Sabians shall fear nothing on the day of judgment. Describing them as a sort of people of the Book who were reached out to by God but through time had lost their way but were still covered if they believe key components like one God and the day of judgment. Seems everyone forgets that Islam had a history of coinciding with these religions rather than squashing them. But those darn crusades...
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    Text - Maexsss • 10h Not a story but the general views on women are insane. Quran Quran (4:11) - (Inheritance) "The male shall have the equal of the portion of two females" (see also verse 4:176). In Islam, sexism is mathematically established. Quran (2:282) - (Court testimony) "And call to witness, from among your men, two witnesses. And if two men be not found then a man and two women." Quran (2:228) - "and the men are a degree above them [women]" Quran (5:6) - "And if ye are unclean, purify y
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    Text - Danwaka • 8h Guess people need more hadith* stories, so how about the tale of Harut and Marut? There was a period of time when the angels of heaven were surprised by the disobedience and sinfulness of man, and God challenged them to do better. Two of their company were chosen from themselves to do so, and they descended to Earth. Once on Earth, Harut and Marut gave into the temptations of a woman called Zohra, who offered to sleep with them if they would drink alcohol. They agreed, believ
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    Text - 5-7-11 • 9h It's hard to pick a single one so here's a few I remember since being a kid. There is one part of the Qur'an where Jesus, a new born infant, stands and speaks to a gathering of people. Another story goes that a certain prophet got tired of trying to convert people to god so he got on a ship and sailed off. Then got thrown overboard and eaten by a whale, where he survived in the belly of the whale for several days then got on an island. Then there's the story of "Zulqarnein" or
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    Text - FivePillars114 • 6h That a Muslim is not considered a Muslim unless they believe in the tablets sent to Abraham, the Psalms sent to David, the Torah sent to Moses, and the Gospel sent to Jesus as books of truth sent by the same God before the Quran was sent to Muhammad. A few verses in the Quran mention this.
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    Text - Alveck93 • 9h The Bible has a talking donkey, but the Quran has some pretty smart ants. [Quran 27.18] Until, when they came upon the valley of the ants, an ant said, "O ants, enter your homes so that you do not be crushed by Solomon and his soldiers while they do not feel it." Reply 2.4k MoOfThS • 7h But only Solomon could hear them, because he had the ability to understand all animals according to Quran.
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