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Dad Live Tweets His Participation On A School Trip And It's Priceless

School trips sometimes need more than just a teacher. They need backup. So who do they call? Not Ghostbusters but, jolly ol' parents. Parents who pretty much are guilted into going on these trips to chaperone kids. Well, this dad was in that situation, and he basically live-tweeted what every parent that has had to chaperone felt...

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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow Teachers and Teaching assistants. You have my utmost respect. I have witnessed and experienced a huge amount of fuckery today 8:50 AM May 21, 2018 4,793 402 people are talking about this
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow I have six children in my group. One of the boys has just called me 'Bruv' 2:57 AM - May 21, 2018 5,233 326 people are talking about this
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow Ah. Coach seats all have seatbelts now. This is causing an unprecedented amount of fuckery 3:09 AM - May 21, 2018 3,754 160 people are talking about this
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow I've been seated next to 'Bruv' he's just announced he's prone to travel sickness 3:12 AM May 21, 2018 169 people are talking about this 3,460
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow We've traveled half a mile. Three children need the toilet 3:16 AM - May 21, 2018 40 people are talking about this 1,284
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow One mile in. Most of the lunches have gone and approximately 30% of the people on this coach need the toilet 3:19 AM - May 21, 2018 2,970 141 people are talking about this
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow Farts. Farts are occurring 3:36 AM - May 21, 2018 2,780 162 people are talking about this
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow More farts. Blame is being opportioned to one boy by the whole year group 3:47 AM May 21, 2018 1,934 86 people are talking about this
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow If this rancid smell is the work of one boy then wow. Its like a medieval mortuary 3:50 AM - May 21, 2018 211 people are talking about this 3,993
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow My own daughter just made eye contact. It was sinister. Almost sure she just mouthed "You absolute mug" at me 3:53 AM - May 21, 2018 5,017 256 people are talking about this
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow SOMEONE HAS BEEN SICK 4:13 AM - May 21, 2018 18 people are talking about this 704
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow Current Ear Piss: Are we nearly there yet? Does the Queen live here (Every big building) Why isn't everyone rich? My Dad met that Nirvana man once Why is there so many people? Are we nearly there yet? I feel sick Is everyone here in the Royal Family? West Ham are rubbish 4:30 AM - May 21, 2018 2,920 192 people are talking about this
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow The kids have just spotted a McDonalds in Swiss Cottage and a mass cheer has erupted. They've lost their fucking minds 4:32 AM - May 21, 2018 49 people are talking about this 1,057
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow We've just parked up and one of my group has been sick. Absolutely textbook 5:14 AM - May 21, 2018 565 16 people are talking about this
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow Jesus CHRIST. Just walked three flights of stairs with 60 ten year olds and it was like being back in The Army 5:41 AM - May 21, 2018 2,967 175 people are talking about this
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow KEEP GOING. NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND 5:43 AM - May 21, 2018 90 people are talking about this 2,221
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow Updated Ear Piss: I'm hungry I'm thirsty If I fell from here would I die? I forgot my lunch Sometimes when I poo there's peanuts in it FML 6:49 AM May 21, 2018 3,884 250 people are talking about this
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow Seven ten year olds in a gift shop is like a really shit hybrid version of The Crystal Maze and fucking Die Hard 7:51 AM - May 21, 2018 1,510 127 people are talking about this
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow In an added layer of fuckery they all buying slime and putty because of course they are 7:55 AM - May 21, 2018 639 20 people are talking about this
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow Two of my group in tears because their feet hurt 7:56 AM -May 21, 2018 16 people are talking about this 441
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow My own daughter is laughing maniacally whenever I catch her eye 8:20 AM May 21, 2018 97 people are talking about this 2,432
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow This last batch of puking has set off some sort of chain reaction and more children are now puking and lots more crying 9:39 AM - May 21, 2018 32 people are talking about this 629
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow "SIR DO YOU HAVE PUBES" 10:23 AM - May 21, 2018 1,775 128 people are talking about this
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @simonfromharlow That's it. I'm done 10:24 AM - May 21, 2018 25 people are talking about this 679
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    Text - Simon Smith @simonfromharlow Replying to @lellabells There will not be a next time 4:40 PM -May 21, 2018 25 See Simon Smith's other Tweets
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