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Employee told to stand by for reassignment, does for 19 months until they run into their boss who asks them where they're working now: 'You should have seen her face' 1

Efficiency consultant "experts" advise firing the wrong employee cost the company their biggest account: 'Business went from $200k to zero' 2

Rural landowner thwarts joyriding snowmobilers with concrete reinforced fencing: 'They all received tickets and their snowmobiles were confiscated' 3

Gucci Karen throws tantrum when business class passenger won't switch seats with her 9-year-old in economy 4

Cat Memes For Feline Friendly Folks Craving A Laugh Fest 5

Tenant gets trapped in his apartment when a faulty doorknob jams closed, seeks revenge after getting abandoned for 4 hours by the new leasing agency : ‘Destroy your landlord’ 6

Impawsibly Sweet Orange Cat Named Milo Nurtures the Newborn Hooman Baby Since Kittenhood, Adorable Friendship Ensues 1

Squatter 2

Too much 3

21 Hilarious Feline Funnies To Share With Your Coworkers Instead Of Working 4

You will pay 5

Pure rage 6