Nice MACHETE says: keep your enemies close, so they're easier to cut!

Might as well... 1

32 of the Funniest Felines on the Internet and Meowrvelous Memes to Claw Your Way to a Purrfectly Wonderful Weekend 2

Every time 3

Some day, some way 4

Prank call 5

Don't mess with Momma 6