Well intentioned idea: Giving your paranoid gf something to calm her down. Bad idea: Giving her weed. Worse idea: Trying to touch her while she's convinced you're a monster with 5 eyes. Result: Being kicked in the balls enough to render you sterile.
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'Don't mess with the wrong tenants': Landlord refuses to do mandated apartment repairs, tenants get city inspectors involved
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