AFTER MY FIRST HUSBAND, I USED LYSOL... BUT NOW, WITH ALL THOSE DAMN REAL CRIME STORIES ON CABLE, I'M USIN' A COMBO OF BLEACH, .01 HYDROCHLORIC ACID AND OXYCLEAN... THEY'LL NEVER GET ME FOR #6! (I HOPE!)

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