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It shouldn't be allowed! 2

Uber 3

Blasphemy 4

Pregnant Dog That Was Almost Euthanized Gets Rescued And Gives Birth, Her Puppies Get Adopted, Now She Thinks That All Kittens Are Her Babies (Video) 5

Just a little longer 6