"I'm sorry" is a statement. "I won't do it again" is a promise. "How do I make it up to you" is a responsibility.

Purrpetually hungry 1

Monorail cat 2

Instructions unclear 3

Mmm delicious 4

Not today, I can't be bothered 5

The Freshest and Funniest Feline Tweets of the Week (April 25, 2024) 6