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    Text - This girl sitting next to me gave herself an insulin shot in class yesterday & the girl next to her said "can you like not do that right now" she replied with "um no Debra l'd like to live"
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    Text - Today I was at the shops and I bought an Adventure Time cup and as I was leaving this 16 year old pregnant girl sneered at me and said 'how old are you?' and this random twelve year old boy looked at her and said 'old enough to know how to keep her legs shut'. I could barely hold my laughter
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    Text - newsiesforever-secondtonone: Okay so today in Chemistry this kid Roman was walking across the room to get something and he tripped and this one girl immediately shouts "THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN" and i cried
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    Text - Maya @mayawebr My nail lady was speaking to her employee in Vietnamese and this lady was like "can u stop talking about me?" MY NAIL LADY GOES "Lori if I was gunna talk shit about you l'd say it to face" in perfect English. I about choked laughing so hard racist bitch
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    Text - Aydan @krispykremefan9 What do they be saying? odiyn @odiyn same sex relationships are actually discussing >
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    Text - izzy finch @finch izzy How long is her fucking lunch break EO @C2Mhud out hiking with my gf on her lunch break...most people don't see this side of llinois
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    Text - Typical Shit @typicalshit what's worse than a heartbreak????? @vinnycrack stepping on your dogs tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry
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    Text - Bijàn Baguette @HoneyMacQueen Do you say Caribbean or Caribbean? Young Sesame Chicken @loccdawgg Isay Caribbean but i pronounce pirates of the Caribbean the other way
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    Text - Disturbinglbadan @damorela00 If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future... C @chuuzus Bill Gates LMAOO. Bill Gates is a Billionaire LMAOOOO!!!
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    Text - Michael @ogpnxl What is a random thing that gives you anxiety? 10-Click Shawty @Just Cardo Trying to put my change in my wallet at the cash register while people in line put pressure on me by just standing lol
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    Face - Attack my mom like this again and we're gonna have some problems Chrish @mistachrish This how middle aged women take pictures Show this thread
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    Text - CHLO @chlothegod Y'all pronounce it data or data? RJ @itsrjhill I'm mad that I read these words in two different ways...but you're trippin if you think it's data and not data
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    Text - RiRi Slut @RIRiArmy2442 What's worse than heartbreak Abdinoor2 @Abdinoorx2 Being mean to your mom and realizing later
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    Text - StevieQue @PastorGambit Name a scam frank lotionM @GucciClout my mom: if you tell the truthi won't get angry
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    Text - Lauren Chanel Allen @MichelleHux what's an adult problem nobody prepared you for? Keep Blackness Black. @Mayhemmyles Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you're the one paying for them.
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    Text - Brenda White @BeyCapital what's betrayal? LMM @lonestfeels When u carry ur pet to your room and it walks out
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    Text - т. @tonimichelej Inever forwarded that chain message in 7th grade, so I'm still on my 10 years curse of not finding love. @danniellleeee Why y'all single ?
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    Text - Demi Targaryen @Demigodace Name one thing you wanna try in the bedroom jake M @Sleepwalks getting a full 8 hours of sleep
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    Finger - RASHAD TM @MyDickNeedsCPR I just found out when your fingers shrivel up like this it's your body adapting to have grip underwater FB@DANK MEMEOLOGY Prince Skywalker @kentonmartin937 see twitter too woke for me.. i just thought this meant it was time to hop out the bathtub
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    Text - J Colby @JayColby7 What sign are you most compatible with? double wahala. @simplysope The dollar sign
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    Text - Ahren Gets Blocked @GoodluckAhren Favorite high school memory? Liam Rice @Li4mricee Leaving
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    Text - Wanjiku @paulynshikoh Why do people slap the remote when its not working??? TJ @MrGoodBeard Why does it work after you slap it tho
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    Text - SPOOPY IS HERE @giovanna camm What confuses me is how some people take 40 minutes to shower, what are you doing in there?? Are you ok? Camping trip? Shafeeq @Y2SHAF I just spent 40 minutes in the shower thinking why is there a thing called a grapefruit when there's a fruit called a grape
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    Text - nerget @mayapologies i cant stop thinking about this Stan Smith 8 mins What is obama last name? 2 Comments Like Comment Maia Reneé Care Stan Smith Thank you Wrihe You, Maia Reneé and 28 others 15 Comments
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    Text - Legz Cool Ass @djlegacy what part of your morning routine takes the longest? Yvindicated @AdamantxYves Finding the will to live.
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    Text - abby @abbypauline I've been in 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell me God doesr have a plan for me. senpai @jasminsenju Girl it sound like he tryna kill u
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    Text - David Yesterday at 21:37 My Olympic Condoms have finally arrived.. Think I wear gold tonight with Shann Like Comment Share 3 people like this. Shann Maybe you can wear silver instead and come second for a change... Yesterday at 21:38 Like 40
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    Text - astrolopy skychal tumblr. Follow sub-sequent: happiest: do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio Source: happlest 157,950 notes
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    Text - yeah.rod What is better than hearing "I love you" siyamthanda That krrrr sound the ATM makes when withdrawing money
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