What if I just promise to stay safely indoors and on the couch?

Comical Collection of 'Not My Cat' Moments When Humans Were Delighted To Welcome An Unexpected Feline Visitor 1

Heartwarming Hoomans Adopt "Fixed" Cat, Only to Realize Their Sterilized Superstar Secretly Stashed Some Stinkin' Cute Stowaways 2

A Purrfectly Fresh Fancy Feast of Cat Memes for Kitty Connoisseurs Hungry for a Good Time 3

34 Cat Snaps Highlighting Hissterical Hooligans, Fuzzy Funnies, and an Overall Vibe of Purrfect Pawsitivity 4

Chonky Cat Dives After Lizard That Got Under Owner's Desk, Emerges Having Successfully Caught It (And Accidentally Saves Its Life) 5

A Purrfect Pot Roast of 41 Cat Memes for Fluffy Felines Who Love to Feast 6

Put in your requests meow 1

Pspspsps 2

Pwease? 3

He'll catch one for us 4

So glad 5

Heartwarming Hoomans Adopt "Fixed" Cat, Only to Realize Their Sterilized Superstar Secretly Stashed Some Stinkin' Cute Stowaways 6