Chip on Your Shoulder, Er, Butt Crack

If you are eating an energy bar as a mid-afternoon snack, and that energy bar has little chocolate chips on it, and you drop one of those chips, find it. It has fallen onto your seat. Your body heat will melt it onto your beige pants and it will smear as you move around in your seat. Given the color and location of the resulting stain, it will NOT look like chocolate. #LFMF