Lunch Rush

This Lunch Rush brought to you by Run DNC.

What else?

• TDW Geek: The TMNT box set is a radical party van.
• Perfect: Olympic idiot Ryan Lochte is getting a reality show.
• Sad: A 4-year-old girl hid for eight hours under the bodies of her mom and grandma in an Alps killing spree.
• Amazing: Amazon's new Kindle, called Paperwhite, according to early reports.
• WTF: A U.S. soldier let his superior to hit him in the chest with a wooden mallet as part of a hazing ritual.

Lunch Lady: Kellie Coleman

Lunch Leisure: Somewhere In England, 1928 (via)

Lunch List: The 15 Most Random Celebrity Clothing Lines