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...an when da buglar camed in, ai waz hidin behind da blinz, and ai watched him takin yu stuff. An ai yelled owt "Stop dat" and he pulled da blinz up really fast and he gotz meh stuck up here. Dis wud nawt hab happened if ai waz nawt protectin yur stuffz. An when he went fur da feather on a stick toy, well, dat waz all ai cud take ob his theibin wayz. Nao let me down and gib meh sum toonas to eaz da stress ai been under since it happend.