Links of the Day: What You Might Have Missed Thanksgiving Weekend

We are thankful that this girl (above) doesn't understand how turkeys are born. [Nerissa Hawkinson]

Obama's daughters appeared less than enthused about the annual turkey pardon, and one GOP staffer publicly shamed them for it. [Gawker]

This guy covered his roommate's entire bedroom in tin foil while he was away for the holiday. Because that's what (sociopathic) friends do. [TheTrubadour44]

Less people shopped Black Friday this year, but that didn't stop them from tearing each other apart for TVs [The Street Fights]

Amid the Thanksgiving travel chaos, US Airways determined that pigs can't fly [CNN]

Kiss guitarist Paul Stanley mysteriously claims the band was "screwed over" by Macy's at this year's parade. But it was actually Gene Simmons' tongue that didn't get the air time it deserved. [Rolling Stone]