In teh absence of anything Hoomin I think pliers, a knife, a pellet gun, and a lightsaber ought to open it.

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25 Meownificent Cat Memes To Kickstart The Week With Purrfect Pawsitivity 2

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25 Uplifting Funny Memes Of Cats Being Complete And Total Derps 1

Cwispy bacon 2

Thanks 3

37 Hissterical Cats Doing Funny Feline Things for Fluffy Feline Experts to Enjoy 4

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