Dear Secessionists, We are not impressed.

'He agreed to buy me replacements... then backtracked': Brother refuses to cancel sibling's debt after his kids ruin expensive art supplies 1

'We won't serve you until you pay the bill': Dine and dash family returns to restaurant in attempt to do it again, manager makes sure they pay what they owe 2

'He would shut off the hot water while I was in the shower': Husband bans wife, 12 and 14-year old sons from showering more than twice a week, claims it's for the environment 3

33 Pieces of 90s Nostalgia That Kids Today Won’t Understand (April 26, 2024) 4

25+ Employees share what their job doesn't allow them to tell customers: 'Black Friday sales are not really sales' 5

32 Funny Memes of Doggos for When Your Office Patience is Pawsitively Thinner Than a Piece of Printer Paper 6

34 Furnomenal Feline Funnies and Cat Memes to Meow Through The Madness of Being an Adult 1

The Freshest and Funniest Feline Tweets of the Week (April 25, 2024) 2

34 Fiery Hearted Feline Memes for Ferociously Funny Cats With a Whiskery Sense of Humor 3

If you can't read it, ask your pharmacist to translate. 4

30 Feline Firsts and Purrfect Pictures of Pawsitively Precious Kittens Taking Their First Look at the World 5

Spayed Cat Named Cletus Becomes a Feline GodMEOWther by Stealing Abandoned Kittens 6