On the 12th Day of Catmas my True Love Gave to Me...

...twelve basement souvenirs!

Eleven alternate endings!

Ten tinsel'd Golf Carts!

Nine discarded ornaments!

Eight strap-on antlers!

Seven threats-a-threatening!

Six sneaky kittens!

FIIIIIIIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN VET BIIIIIIILLS

Four two-ply rolls!

Three-letter swear words!

Two broken bulbs!

And a LOLcat stuck in a treeeee!